i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
it’s in words
They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.
I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?
oh my GOD
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
some friends getting into the guild wars 2 so here’s a nice tiny ref of a few important race things yeehaw
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
I REGRET NOTHING
LEGEND WAAPOM BY JENNIE BEARDSLEY AND ANH
the amount that we are sorry: 0
He’s the hero that Tyria deserves.
nothing makes me happier than when people run past my mesmer then backtrack to look again
yes your eyes did not deceive you, I am a sparkly charr mesmer with a cool hat
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
I wish this didn’t need to be said.
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
"Bro" is the new "no homo".